Speaking of Utopia

As I am pondering about the fact that I will soon have all Saturdays free, I am thinking that every week should have 2 Saturdays. One on Saturday, and one on Wednesday. I believe the shops in England used to do this, Open a half-day on Wednesday, and a half-day on Saturday.
And while we're at it, let's have 2 Christmas days also. And birthdays every other year. And April 15th should never arrive.